The Cataclyster and the Subliminal Message

  The choice i have to make on sunday is a huge responsability for the average citizen that i think i am. If i choose poorly, it's still me, the voter, who gets blamed for the result.
  ...As such, seeing as how i still don't know who the truthful party is, i'll stall this election off, with a few worthless jokes. Maybe i'll get to have a revelation, Hallelujah!...and maybe a divine force will indicate to me who i have to vote for. Therefore, i am absolved of all the responsabilities and i can finger-point the culprit!...
 In an exceptional manner, today's text has been written entirely in english, for my friends all over the world who follow me faithfully. Thank you, Friends !..